The Hamlet Resort & Spa — Aloha from the Snowiest City in America

The Grounds

A Gallery of Paradise

The photographer (Alex) has located the good camera (Alex's phone). Please enjoy this documentary evidence of paradise.

The wooden entry door to room 6208B with a tiki-styled room number plaque — The Grand Entrance

The guest room: bed with Hawaiian floral quilt, tiki masks on the wall, and a tiki lamp — The Bamboo Bed

The tiki bar cart stocked with spirits and tiki mugs under moody purple lighting — The Sacred Tiki Bar

A carved tiki figure lamp with a woven shade glowing warm orange on the nightstand — The Adorable Tiki Lamp (Sunrise Mode)

Three hand-carved tiki masks mounted above the headboard — The Curated Tiki Masks

The private restroom with vanity, mirror, and complimentary toiletries — The Private Restroom

The concierge table with brochures, resort pens, complimentary toiletries, and tiki decor — Merch & Complimentary Toiletries

View of the Snow We Are Ignoring

Photo withheld on principle

Accommodation Packages

Choose Your Escape

Three tiers of luxury. One room. The math works if you don't check it.

Island Retreat

per night

Private restroom
Morning iced coffee
Polynesian stuff (Etsy)
PS5 & Nintendo Switch 2
Breakfast on the Traeger

Premier Bungalow

per night

Everything in Retreat
Priority tiki bar access
Complimentary toiletries
Adorable tiki lamp
Hawaiian pizza on request

The 6208B Suite

per night

Everything from Bungalow
Closet with coat hangers
RAV4 chauffeur service
Alex, fully at service
It is the same room

Resort Features

Amenities & Diversions

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The Sacred Tiki Bar

The 6208B Mai Tai, Island Moscow Mule, Dirty Shirley & Tequila Sunrise — like the sunrise our lamp simulates.

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Permanent Summer

Interior maintained at 74°F. Syracuse's 127 inches of snow have been philosophically declined.

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RAV4 Chauffeur

Door-to-door service anywhere within a reasonable distance of the driveway.

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24-Hour Concierge

Alex Thornton, Chief Islander. Towels, mai tais, tropical fruit. Do not hesitate.

Past Guest Testimonials

Words from the Lanai

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Reservations

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Availability is excellent, in the sense that there is one room and you are probably the only person asking.

A Gallery of Paradise

Choose Your Escape

Island Retreat

Premier Bungalow

The 6208B Suite

Amenities & Diversions

The Sacred Tiki Bar

Permanent Summer

RAV4 Chauffeur

24-Hour Concierge

Words from the Lanai

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